Are we going back in time? Cause today I'm kicking it old school! OOOHHHH!! What do I mean by that, you ask? I mean we're back to the good old days of me blogging about drugs, while on drugs! Now I'll be honest, this isn't exactly like the old days when I was blasting out blogs and... Continue Reading →

Remember my last blog post when I said I was finished with the snappy opening lines? Yeah, I'm sticking with that. Way easier. Plus I'm not getting paid to sit here and be creative. I'm not being paid for this at all, actually. I should look into monetizing my cancer blog, seems like an A+... Continue Reading →

I'm done with these damn unique opening lines every time I write a journal. I'm out of ideas, they've been stale for months, let's just all move on already. So some of you may be surprised at the title of this journal entry since my last one was about how I'm waiting to get into... Continue Reading →

WE’RE BACK BABY!!! What’s up everyone? I know how much you’ve all dearly missed reading these blogs so it is with great honor that I can announce that, much like my cancer, they’re back and better than ever! Just can’t get rid of me that easy. Like herpes up in this bitch. Anyways, as I... Continue Reading →

Oh hay gurls haaayyyyyyy!! Wow was that was terrible, but hey I've been doing this nonsense for almost 2 years now cut me some slack. They can't all be winners. It's actually pretty bananaland that my last post was in like October or some shit. That's a long ass time ago. My browser didn't even have this site automatically... Continue Reading →

So I'm back and writing another blog, which means that I finally have news again! Yaaaaaaayyyyy me! And like all news involving cancer, it's good news and bad news! It actually is a little complicated so I'll try harder explaining it this time than I did with my last blog. I'm also not chemo drunk... Continue Reading →

Gentlemen. Laaadiezz. How are we? Just sitting here, about 4 hours into my first chemo of the week, already peed 7 times, feeling a lil buzzed off the chemo which yes is a thing, only 2 hours left. Thanks for asking though. So I was going to post a #cancerversary blog on June 18 to... Continue Reading →

So seems as though I haven't posted a blog in like 4 months, mostly because nothing was happening for so long and then I just sorta forgot about this. Regardless, I'm back in the literary saddle with some updates. So I have started radiation, and it's a blast (pun absolutely intended. The technicians ate that... Continue Reading →

Hey everybody!! (Hi doctor Mitch!!). That's a Simpsons reference, and also a very strong indicator that I'm quickly running out of original openings. So it's been awhile, mostly because there's nothing to talk about most of the time. Everything has been more or less the exact same since like cycle 3, so not much to... Continue Reading →

Aloha my kahunas. We're almost to day 100 of me having cancer!! Hooray!!! Can't wait to celebrate tomorrow by drinking 100 beers!! I kid, that would be expensive. But for real, I remember being round 1 and thinking "holy shit someday I'm gonna be at like round 6, I can't even imagine what that'll be... Continue Reading →