[Note: I wrote this about a month ago and saved it as a draft by accident instead of posting it. It does a decent job of explaining my current trial so I'm gonna post it anyways but I tossed a few edits in there and added some at the end] Alright let's just dive into... Continue Reading →

As many of you know, I wound up getting the brain surgery to have my tumor drained last week and I'm alive and typing this right now so it obviously went fairly well. The idea was to have brain surgery to drain the fluid in my brain stem that was putting pressure on my nerves... Continue Reading →

That's right, ya boi is back and typing out some news and jokes, just oh so painfully slowly. Like, my words per minute last week was like 75, and this week it might be like 3. Kinda like how my speech should be. So many of you may be wondering why you are being graced... Continue Reading →

Are we going back in time? Cause today I'm kicking it old school! OOOHHHH!! What do I mean by that, you ask? I mean we're back to the good old days of me blogging about drugs, while on drugs! Now I'll be honest, this isn't exactly like the old days when I was blasting out blogs and... Continue Reading →

Remember my last blog post when I said I was finished with the snappy opening lines? Yeah, I'm sticking with that. Way easier. Plus I'm not getting paid to sit here and be creative. I'm not being paid for this at all, actually. I should look into monetizing my cancer blog, seems like an A+... Continue Reading →

I'm done with these damn unique opening lines every time I write a journal. I'm out of ideas, they've been stale for months, let's just all move on already. So some of you may be surprised at the title of this journal entry since my last one was about how I'm waiting to get into... Continue Reading →

WE’RE BACK BABY!!! What’s up everyone? I know how much you’ve all dearly missed reading these blogs so it is with great honor that I can announce that, much like my cancer, they’re back and better than ever! Just can’t get rid of me that easy. Like herpes up in this bitch. Anyways, as I... Continue Reading →

Oh hay gurls haaayyyyyyy!! Wow was that was terrible, but hey I've been doing this nonsense for almost 2 years now cut me some slack. They can't all be winners. It's actually pretty bananaland that my last post was in like October or some shit. That's a long ass time ago. My browser didn't even have this site automatically... Continue Reading →

So I'm back and writing another blog, which means that I finally have news again! Yaaaaaaayyyyy me! And like all news involving cancer, it's good news and bad news! It actually is a little complicated so I'll try harder explaining it this time than I did with my last blog. I'm also not chemo drunk... Continue Reading →

Gentlemen. Laaadiezz. How are we? Just sitting here, about 4 hours into my first chemo of the week, already peed 7 times, feeling a lil buzzed off the chemo which yes is a thing, only 2 hours left. Thanks for asking though. So I was going to post a #cancerversary blog on June 18 to... Continue Reading →