Day 91 (Cycle 5)

Today is Sunday, traditionally the worst day of the cycle. I’m currently right in the middle of one of my favorite activities, laying in bed even though I’m STARVING because the kitchen is too far away. Plus we’re out of ham, which is just real crippling. Anyways, the big news from this cycle is that I’ve had to drop quite a few duties this time around. I mean it’s been pretty crappy. Just down in the dumps all the time. If I’d had alphabet soup yesterday, I’d be having some serious vowel movements today. Too much? Sorry, couldn’t hold it in. You may all be asking yourselves “how long do you think Mitch spent the past two days brainstorming diarrhea puns for this?” The answer is too long.