Remember that scene from Mr. Deeds (great flick) when Adam Sandler asks all the stock holders what they wanted to be when they were little and then asks what they are now and they all had weird answers like that Texas dude who wanted to be a vet but now owns a chain of slaughterhouses?... Continue Reading →

Starting a blog is a good thing. Not the hottest take of the decade, but definitely a piece of advice I'd highly recommend. Now, I think it's important to clarify what I mean by a "blog" and why I think it would behoove you to start one. What do I mean by "start a blog?"... Continue Reading →

You probably get that a lot right? You say you have cancer and the person you're talking to gets all misty-eyed and goes "oh no I'm so sorry!" You could be talking to the most stubborn, meat-heady dude in the world and then you mention cancer and all of a sudden he turns Canadian and... Continue Reading →

As you may know if you have read my other blogs or follow me on twitter (@SeriouslyCancer), you know that I have a cancer called Synovial Sarcoma. I always have to start my diagnosis with "a cancer called" cause if I just told someone that I have Synovial Sarcoma that might think I have a... Continue Reading →

When you have cancer, it's very easy to fall into the trap of focusing on the negatives. I mean, there's so many that it can be hard not to, right? But let's take a quick step back, and focus on the positives. While this may seem like a rather unusual, if not impossible, task to... Continue Reading →

I usually only tell this story when I'm drunk, but fuck it let's tell it now cause maybe people out there are interested in hearing it. Let's talk about the day all my life plans got cancelled. It was around June 19th, I know because I was supposed to go to NH to celebrate my... Continue Reading →

The fact that this is even a topic of debate is wild to me but let's discuss it anyways. Ports: to get one or not to. Now, the fact that there are people in this universe that are hesitant to get a port installed when offered one is bananas to me. I mean, saying no... Continue Reading →